Listen to your wives!

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"

Tough Day on the Golf Course- Joke

Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine when Bob paused, looked down the fairway and began to sob uncontrollably.

The onerous life on wheels.

“I know the price of success: dedication, hard work and an unremitting devotion to the things you want to see happen” – Frank Lloyd Wright. Currently, life has not been easy for many Kenyans in various regions of the country following the plummeting value of the Kenyan shilling to major world currencies such as the US dollar and Chinese Yen.

The Foot and The Shoe.

Foot: Oh, I’m really sorry.

Shoe: For what?

Foot: I am always riding on you.

Life is a story and you are not the moral lesson.

Am in my sitting room, there has been a power blackout since I checked in from work. Am in my lowest of spirit, my fiancé has just sent me a text message informing me that she had an accident- was knocked by a car- on her way to work early this morning.

The essence of being truly Kenyan.

I am Kenyan. A proud Kenyan! Being Kenyan is like a profession, a real profession like being a journalist as I am, a doctor, an architect, think of any profession. Kenyan’s like any profession have a code of conduct- a distinct way of doing their things. Let me give you some.

Squeezing the budget even further; the only solution.

I passionately like listening to my grandfather’s stories on how little they used to spent a few years ago- ‘fairy-tales’ is what I can call them. I should not even go that far, in 2003, a loaf of bread was going for as little as Ksh. 20, unbelievable half of the current retailing price.

I cry for them.…

We are living in a scary, crazy, unfriendly and unfair or uncertain world and times. We have all calibers of people; good, bad, schemers…the list is endless. 

There are those with muscles, that is, well endowed financially or well connected and are always assured of smooth survival but just as it is in a jungle, there are others on the other end whose existence is dependent on the mercies of the wealthy and better placed in the society.